Redneck Games 2010

[DRAGOONRANCH]

Looks to be a new park in Alto they are having it at this year. 2500 acres! :eek:

http://www.redneckoffroadparty.com/2010_texas_redneck_games.htm

The park seems to be called TREE Offroad Park, as in Texas Redneck Events and Entertainment.

[DRAGOONRANCH]

From their website.


TREE Offroad Event Park
TEXAS REDNECK EVENTS IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE OPENING OF THE ALL NEW " TREE OFFROAD EVENTS PARK " NEAR ALTO, TEXAS.

THIS 2500 ACRE PARK WILL OPEN ITS GATES BEGINNING APRIL 9, 2010 AND WILL BE OPEN TO ALL ATV RIDERS EVERY FRIDAY THRU SUNDAY FOR CAMPING , MUDDING AND TRAIL RIDING FUN. NO TRUCKS/JEEPS WILL BE ALLOWED TO PLAY IN THE PARK EXCEPT ON SPECIAL EVENT WEEKENDS FOR TRUCKS/JEEPS. ATV RIDING WILL BE ALLOWED DURING THE WEEK WITH SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS BEING MADE FIRST. THE PARK DOES NOT HAVE RV HOOKUPS OR SHOWERS AT THIS TIME BUT WILL BE UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION OF THESE FACILITIES OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS. THERE IS ACCESS TO WATER AND AN ATV WASH AREA AT THIS TIME.


Fees: ADMISSION WILL BE $15 PER PERSON AND $10 PER ATV WHETHER YOU RIDE ONE DAY OR ALL THREE EACH WEEKEND. YOU WILL RECEIVE AN ARM BAND WHICH WILL ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE AND COME BACK ON THAT SAME WEEKEND. YOU MUST HAVE YOUR ARMBAND TO GET BACK IN ,NO EXCEPTIONS.

PRIMITIVE CAMPING IS FREE. CHILDREN UNDER 7 ARE FREE. YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO SIGN A WAIVER WHEN ENTERING THE PARK. COOLERS ARE WELCOME BUT NO BOTTLES PLEASE. A LIST OF RULES WILL BE POSTED ON THIS SITE AND AT THE PARK AND ARE TO BE STRICTLY OBSERVED. MORE INFO IS COMING SOON BUT

Directions: (click here (http://www.redneckoffroadparty.com/tree_offroad_event_park.htm) for map and directions)


More Info: YOU CAN REACH US AT 936-858-3333 OR 903-983-9601.....THANKS , OSCAR STILL.

[DRAGOONRANCH]

http://www.redneckoffroadparty.com/images/treePark/treePark1.jpg

http://www.redneckoffroadparty.com/images/treePark/treePark2.jpg

[Sparling]

Anybody got a mullet wig? I still got 33s on my f150. That sucks for everybody who has a dedicated rig, all you fawkers got tires taller than 35" :flipoff2:

[bcolman]

anyone got some 35's on 8 lug wheels i can borrow?

[Sharpe]

Where does it say no bigger than 35s?

[jerryg79]

Where does it say no bigger than 35s?

it's in the link in ED's post.

[Sharpe]

Fags. How are you supposed to out-redneck the competition if you're limited in tire size?!?!?!?

[robertf03]

no military style axles

I guess that rules out the disco.

[DRAGOONRANCH]

Fuick, I missed that myself sharpe. I feel bad for even posting it now, that is half the fun of this event. Guess they had to stipulate that to lease the land.

[Sharpe]

Meh, all that means is we get to pile into Tommy's, Sparling's, Sam's and all the other small-tire rigs and go tear some **** up!

[DRAGOONRANCH]

You do realize though that with the combined panty-pullin power that pigpen and the beast would have riding around, every Katie in the place would be at our mercy. ;)

[robertf03]

check out the photo albums. They are even better than the redneck legalese on the home page.
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_cb08b28b0fb17d98f95c0e30e1fe34fb.jpg

[bburris]

I just threw up in my mouth.

[jerryg79]

I think the one on the right used to be/still partially is a man.

[uglyota]

a few of those actually are dudes, aren't they?

[Sharpe]

I just threw up in my mouth.

Crawl for cancer flashback?

[Sparling]

Meh, all that means is we get to pile into Tommy's, Sparling's, Sam's and all the other small-tire rigs and go tear some **** up!

Tommy won't be back from Germany in time for this and I doubt sam wants to drive down just for this event.

[DRAGOONRANCH]

Trust me, he will want to come down for this. ;)

[Sparling]

I think I need to go find a huge tranny cooler so I don't toast another one. I'd also like to make half doors for this, maybe just the drivers side.

[TdmayfieldIV]

Meh, all that means is we get to pile into Tommy's, Sparling's, Sam's and all the other small-tire rigs and go tear some **** up!

Just fill er up with gas when you get back:gigem:

[agjohn02]

Fuick, I missed that myself sharpe. I feel bad for even posting it now, that is half the fun of this event. Guess they had to stipulate that to lease the land.

35" Ag flotation tires, FTW.

[Sharpe]

35" Ag flotation tires, FTW.

Gotta keep an eye on the 80" max width rule too. I am seriously curious about some of the redneck-logic used to make rules like these.

[DRAGOONRANCH]

Gotta keep an eye on the 80" max width rule too. I am seriously curious about some of the redneck-logic used to make rules like these.

yep, my wms-wms is near that already. :laughing: They REALLY don't want the big trucks in there tearing up the big holes. The BIG mud trucks really put on a good show most of the time, must be a really big deal to the land owner I guess.

[jerryg79]

"We gonna keep this puhlace Niiiiice!"

[BroncoJo]

Big trucks kill people, four-wheelers make just as big and nasty holes.

[DRAGOONRANCH]

Have you not seen the idiots on the 4wheelers at these events? They kill/maim people just as easy. (just ask Brady :D )

[sam_hodnett]

Meh, all that means is we get to pile into Tommy's, Sparling's, Sam's and all the other small-tire rigs and go tear some **** up!

FAWK Yeah!!


Tommy won't be back from Germany in time for this and I doubt sam wants to drive down just for this event.


Trust me, he will want to come down for this. ;)

Sparling You are out of your mind, Ed you are correct

[TdmayfieldIV]

It's either an f1 race at the track 5 min from my parents house or this......if i can convince them to let me come back then.

[uglyota]

you like pancakes, don't you? A crepe's just like a little pancake!

[BroncoJo]

Have you not seen the idiots on the 4wheelers at these events? They kill/maim people just as easy. (just ask Brady :D )

I've seen both

[Sparling]

http://collegestation.craigslist.org/pts/1833113109.html

I guess somebody could buy them and resell them after the redneck games


but if you want them, you have to call leroy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N6sqdrJzVo

[Sharpe]

http://collegestation.craigslist.org/pts/1833113109.html

I guess somebody could buy them and resell them after the redneck games

Someone was getting their Texas Tilt on...





Jerry?

[Sparling]

I ***'d at 1:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU&feature=related

[BroncoJo]

I ***'d at 1:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU&feature=related

What the **** are you doing?

[Sparling]

The guys name on the craigslist ad I posted is leroy, and it reminded me of leroy jenkins

[DRAGOONRANCH]

Hmm, I wonder if I could just put a trailer behind the beast and call it my tow rig? Haul it to Alto on the GN, then just unload it and hook up a bumperpull w/ a few four wheelers on it. Just need to get lights and plates for it to make it half way legal on the road. :D

[Hot Pocket]

someone should tow my bronco.

just sayin:gigem:

[TdmayfieldIV]

someone should tow my bronco.

just sayin:gigem:

I'm sure my bronco will be towing your bronco out of the mud quite a bit:flipoff2:

[JB]

And mine pulling both of you numbnuts out together.

[TdmayfieldIV]

yeah prolly

[AggieTJ2007]

I might be down depending on who is going

[JB]

To clarify, Reneck Games is July 29. This is for ATVs and truck under 35" tires. It just happens to be in Alto at some new park. I know nothing more about it.

Shiloh Ridge 2010 Halloween Run is in October. I can pretty much George Foreman guarantee that it will be eleventy billion times more fun than this other park.

[DRAGOONRANCH]

To clarify, Reneck Games is July 29. This is for ATVs and truck under 35" tires. It just happens to be in Alto at some new park. I know nothing more about it.

Shiloh Ridge 2010 Halloween Run is in October. I can pretty much George Foreman guarantee that it will be eleventy billion times more fun than this other park.

x2

I would have posted this different had I read all of the 'rules' first. :(

[AggieTJ2007]

yeah too soon but I will definetly be down for october with the Redneck camper

[Sparling]

I'm out for this. Is anybody actually going?

[sam_hodnett]

Im out too, while driving through a pond the other day i discovered that buckwheats four wheel drive isn't functioning correctly

[bcolman]

Im out too, while driving through a pond the other day i discovered that buckwheats four wheel drive isn't functioning correctly

what doesnt work?

[Sparling]

Im out too, while driving through a pond the other day i discovered that buckwheats four wheel drive isn't functioning correctly

Where does stuff stop spinning?

[sam_hodnett]

I dont really know, all i know is that a few weeks ago when it was on a lift, when it was in 4 hi, the front wheels spun, but when i needed it in the middle of the pond, the back wheels spun and the front wheels did nothing, in 4 hi and lo

[bcolman]

check and make sure the shift linkage is still connected, there isnt a broken axle shaft (i am assuming it is open), and that the hubs are locked

[sam_hodnett]

both CV axles are good, and it doesnt have locking hubs

[85cj7]

Are you sure that BOTH front tires weren't spinning. In an open diff it would make sense for only one to spin because the spider gears direct the power to the path of least resistance.

[sam_hodnett]

yes i am, one of my buddies was in there with me, and his side wasnt spinning either