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NealtheDestroyr
09-12-2011, 09:00 AM
My place has three donkeys on it currently. Male, female and a 2 month old baby. My landlord has expressed interest in getting rid of them because they arnt getting the right amount of nutrition due to the drought and inability to find hay. Price will be little if anything.
BroncoJo
09-12-2011, 09:02 AM
nobody wants donkeys :flipoff2:
KrazyKarl02
09-12-2011, 09:34 AM
Do these donkeys know how to fight or box? I love to watch a good donkey punch.
mudtoy67
09-12-2011, 09:45 AM
Are they in any way theatrical? I was thinking of starting my own donkey show.
NealtheDestroyr
09-12-2011, 11:00 AM
Are they in any way theatrical? I was thinking of starting my own donkey show.

The little one jumps around a lot and the male likes to chase and try to kill my dog all the time. The female is a sweetheart. I think the male would be great for donkey show/punch because hes such an asshole.
TdmayfieldIV
09-12-2011, 12:13 PM
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Shaggy
09-12-2011, 02:00 PM
good thread
NealtheDestroyr
09-12-2011, 04:20 PM
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Tommy you would fit right in with them.
RCcola55
09-12-2011, 06:40 PM
Lets talk price, I need a lawn mower.
NealtheDestroyr
09-12-2011, 07:27 PM
Ill talk to my landlord tomorrow. You want all three?
TdmayfieldIV
09-12-2011, 09:08 PM
Tommy you would fit right in with them.

L O L again.
sasquatch
09-12-2011, 09:54 PM
you going to take them to the dump on a trailer under some brush when they die like tommys roommate?
RCcola55
09-12-2011, 10:00 PM
It would probably be just one
Shaggy
09-12-2011, 10:45 PM
I wonder how good they BBQ?
NealtheDestroyr
09-13-2011, 07:03 AM
It would probably be just one

How many acres do you plan keep them on?
Sharpe
09-13-2011, 07:24 AM
We have 4 acres. I'm only interested if they sound like Eddie Murphy
NealtheDestroyr
09-13-2011, 10:16 AM
Turns out the female is prego so we'll have to see if tommy gets a new brother or sister.
FJAggie07
09-13-2011, 10:45 AM
We have 4 acres. I'm only interested if they sound like Eddie Murphy

Who doesn't like parfaits?!?
TdmayfieldIV
09-13-2011, 11:13 AM
Turns out the female is prego so we'll have to see if tommy gets a new brother or sister.

You're not my dad:flipoff2:
Sharpe
09-13-2011, 11:47 AM
This has the potential for an awsome haloween costume for Tum Tum. Green face paint, a ratty vest and pants, one of said donkeys; BOOM, epic costume.
sam_hodnett
09-13-2011, 05:12 PM
:laughing:
RCcola55
09-13-2011, 07:34 PM
time to start building a fence.
jrdixon89
10-03-2011, 02:30 PM
i have 365 acres if they wanna get rid of them still
NealtheDestroyr
10-03-2011, 05:09 PM
Ill talk to my landlord and get back to you on wednesday.
jrdixon89
10-03-2011, 10:43 PM
thanks man just hit me up