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bigFAWKINranger
04-21-2002, 01:28 PM
i took the 4 bolts out at the flange near the pinion, shouldn't the shaft slide forward into the yoke or whatever and then just come right out?

stinger7401
04-21-2002, 07:10 PM
yeh thats normally how it works but remember your driving a ford.

Broncocustom
04-21-2002, 08:02 PM
You need to hit it with a big hammer.

bigFAWKINranger
04-21-2002, 08:33 PM
if its that hard to wedge out, how the hell will i ever get it back in????

agshooter
04-21-2002, 09:34 PM
cut it in half, put the pieces in and weld the beeyotch back together :D :D

StevenAg03
04-21-2002, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by bigFAWKINranger
driveshaft is a filthy communist bitch and i can't seem to get it off


i would assume that your not stroking it right....:D :D

bigFAWKINranger
04-21-2002, 11:09 PM
damn you stevenFAGhoe3 and you too AG's HOOTER... i need a real answer... i coulda thought of those when i was drunk....:D :D

agshooter
04-21-2002, 11:25 PM
are you implying that you're occasionally sober?

as for your real answer, why don't you check to see if there is anything applying pressure to the driveshaft that would make it difficult to remove it. I dont know what like maybe the tranny is holding the truck in place instead of the parking brake.

StevenAg03
04-21-2002, 11:30 PM
driveshafts are usually kinda hard to get out....you might have to tap on the okes a bit with a hammer....this does not mean for you to go get the biggest sledgehammer that you can find and go to beatin the crap out of the driveshaft....remember: any dents in the tube will weaken the structure....

this is not to say that they dont sometimes fall out and land on your face. it happened to me one time when i was trying to tighten the pinion nut back down on the way to moab

bigFAWKINranger
04-21-2002, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by agshooter
are you implying that you're occasionally sober?

usually when i am at work... usually... bc operating a forklift is hard when you are drunk.

agshooter
04-22-2002, 01:45 AM
I'llbet it's fun though and just so its clarified I meant no offense to ya on that one.

BigRedFord04
04-22-2002, 02:06 PM
hey bigFAWKINranger...use a bigFAWKINhammer...

sometimes they're stubborn...

Krawler68
04-22-2002, 03:46 PM
and I'M the dumbass...

jmancuso
04-22-2002, 06:10 PM
If you take the four bolts out the flange, the yoke fits tightly in a counterbore on the flange face. It is my guess that it has a bit of rust. Just give it a tap or try to pry it to the front of truck, it should pop out!

Seth
04-25-2002, 04:43 AM
you ever get the drive shaft off?

bigFAWKINranger
04-25-2002, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Seth
you ever get the drive shaft off?

no, i had this idea that i would tow it to my friend's ranch house and drop the tranny while everybody partied outside... that way i can party and get work done... after about 5 minutes i decided just a half hour of partyin would be ok... now i decided to let the shop take all that crap out... i don't care.:D :D i don't EVER wanna wrench on my ranger again... thats why i am lookin to buy an old POS...

bigFAWKINranger
04-25-2002, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by agshooter
I'llbet it's fun though and just so its clarified I meant no offense to ya on that one.

hey AG's HOOTER, you have to like, actually run up and kick me in the nuts and spit on my head to offend me... in other words its hard to do... and yeah you all wish i was kiddin about drunk forklift driving.... that **** is HARD.... rear wheel steering... 3 hydraulic controls... clutch brake gas... not to mention they tip over pretty easy... i ave gotten good at turning on 2 wheels though.... y'all keep in mind that when you ship stuff... guys like me handle it.

AGRVR
04-27-2002, 10:54 PM
Adam, two words...

FIRE WRENCH!!!

StevenAg03
04-28-2002, 01:44 AM
also known as the GAS WRENCH, GAS HAMMER, GAS SOCKET, GAS THIS, GAS THAT.....i think you get the picture

BigRedFord04
04-28-2002, 10:21 PM
Yeah...Doug tried that one last year w/ the assistance of an 18" long 1/2" breaker bar...we broke the breaker...

Krawler68
04-29-2002, 09:42 AM
the 8 feet of cheater pipe may have had something to do with it...and eventually...three breakers later the bolt was loose...

BigRedFord04
04-29-2002, 10:02 PM
I forgot about the cheater bar too...didnt we have to bend or cut the body or something to get it to work?

bigFAWKINranger
04-30-2002, 02:49 AM
i got it out- loosened the bolts... got the truck rolling in N then threw it in P. clank... that commie bitch dropped right out without a scratch on her.

StevenAg03
04-30-2002, 04:25 AM
sounds pretty precise....and you wonder why your sh!ts fawked.....again:D :D

BigRedFord04
04-30-2002, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by bigFAWKINranger
i got it out- loosened the bolts... got the truck rolling in N then threw it in P. clank... that commie bitch dropped right out without a scratch on her.

LMAO...you fawkin' nagger...

bigFAWKINranger
04-30-2002, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by BigRedFord04


LMAO...you fawkin' nagger...

hey, it worked so **** off you slant eyed commies.

DRAGOONRANCH
04-09-2006, 01:08 PM
i got it out- loosened the bolts... got the truck rolling in N then threw it in P. clank... that commie ***** dropped right out without a scratch on her.

That is some of the funniest **** I have heard in a while. :flipoff3:

Shaggy
04-09-2006, 03:10 PM
wow bringing back the dead

Shaggy
04-09-2006, 03:10 PM
i saw adams handle and was about to start some *****in... it had to be an old post... really old at that

stx4wheeler
04-09-2006, 10:58 PM
tate why do you always post then post again, put it all in one post man seriously

Shaggy
04-10-2006, 02:11 PM
because i get a second thought after i posted and it takes longer to hit the edit button than to type in the quick reply box

Shaggy
04-10-2006, 02:11 PM
is that ok?.. hehe

uglyota
04-10-2006, 02:19 PM
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uglyota
04-10-2006, 02:20 PM
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04-10-2006, 02:20 PM
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04-10-2006, 02:20 PM
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04-10-2006, 02:20 PM
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uglyota
04-10-2006, 02:20 PM
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uglyota
04-10-2006, 02:20 PM
well

uglyota
04-10-2006, 02:20 PM
:flipoff2:

Shaggy
04-10-2006, 02:28 PM
awsome

Sharpe
04-10-2006, 02:31 PM
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04-10-2006, 02:31 PM
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04-10-2006, 02:31 PM
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04-10-2006, 02:31 PM
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04-10-2006, 02:31 PM
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04-10-2006, 02:31 PM
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04-10-2006, 02:31 PM
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DRAGOONRANCH
04-10-2006, 02:49 PM
Oh boy!!!

What a way to hide your newb-ness. TeHeHe

Oh wait, thats not how to string a post out, dimmit. :flipoff2:

JeepPhisherman
04-10-2006, 03:24 PM
what's up with your avatar ed?

JeepPhisherman
04-10-2006, 03:25 PM
and i havent quite masterd the post stringing either apparently

AggieTJ2007
04-10-2006, 05:09 PM
well see you just have to remember to post something that everybody already knows as often as you can.

sasquatch
04-10-2006, 05:21 PM
asshats

AggieTJ2007
04-10-2006, 05:43 PM
of course, we already new that

uglyota
04-10-2006, 05:54 PM
:laughing:

DRAGOONRANCH
04-11-2006, 06:41 AM
My avitar is the product of latenite web wheelin and lots of booring time. I will try to keep them interesting atleast.