Originally Posted by
JeepPhisherman
1) Because Major Pane was the worst movie ever made.
You sir have no sense of humor...
2) Trucks, like boats, should always be women (and we all know women never get promoted up to Major).
Obviously you have never heard of Abu Ghraib...
3) The SO's name is Melissa, aka Missy (I call her Miss), and she's trying to get interested in the sport on this build.
Oh, and she is gonna love it when she hears you hollerin in the garage when you are undoing the battery and holler "Gawddammit Miss, gimme my nuts back"
4) Because she (^) liked the name.
See #3