Andy Dominates Vegas

[J Cooper]

im leaning more towards black jack.

i watched that movie "21" ... doesnt look so hard


maybe i can just pay for the house

[DRAGOONRANCH]

Yep, blackjack is where it's at. If Alan in Hangover can do it, you surely can!!!

[uglyota]

was posting a reply but Hal had a rad vegas thread years ago...gonna find it

edit: Brett had a rad vegas thread...

[uglyota]

maybe i can just pay for the house

"no corrective lenses today, Mr. Pappagiorgio?"

"I do not require them..."

[bburris]

I'm good with the phallus-sphere, would prefer to stay close to the strip. If this other place isn't shanty town it may not be a bad deal either. I think I'd hit up video poker and blackjack, but the amount I have to gamble with is directly related to the cost of the flight out there.

I won't be there until Friday night. Don't think I have any vacation time left so a day off would end up making this way more expensive than I can justify to Stef.

[jerryg79]

You guys gamble away your money, i'll spend mine on whiskey and women....if there's any left i'll spend that foolishly!

[bburris]

Whiskey is free as long as you act like you're gambling when the ****tail waitresses come around. Didn't you read the Vegas thread?

[jerryg79]

Whiskey is free as long as you act like you're gambling when the ****tail waitresses come around. Didn't you read the Vegas thread?

i've been to casinos before you jackleg

[bburris]

Well, you're acting like you have to pay for alcohol in Vegas so who knows.


Asshat.

[Seth]

Burris, you and I both know that one way or another you are going to pay for booze. Gotta tip them if you want to see them again, then you get drunk and lose your ass at the tables, then go to titty bar to cheer yourself up for losing ass, where you blow more money on booze, plus the money for the girls to cheer you up.

[uglyota]

Gentlemen, may I present to you The Capri at Imperial Palace
A separate three-story motel structure located 100 yards behind the main tower (read: it's like a Project on the Strip). High Speed Wireless Internet available! (additional charges apply). Refrigerators, dry cleaning and laundry services also available (additional cost).
$230/room for 3 nights thurs-sun, 2 queen beds, double occupancy

that goes $58/person for the weekend if we go 4 people/room. That's damn cheap.

so should I go ahead and book these or what? Maybe book one room thurs-sun and another fri-sun?

[jerryg79]

I still need final, super-secret, one last time, to avoid no sex for a year, approval.

who else is in?

[DRAGOONRANCH]

I would say to get your lawyer to write up an agreement for you, but that wouldn't work well for you in your case.

[bburris]

I still need final, super-secret, one last time, to avoid no sex for a year, approval.

who else is in?

I'm awaiting this as well, but I noticed last night that the flight was down to ~$300 round trip...

[jerryg79]

i'm out. Pickup needs new tires more than i need to get retarded in vegas.