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  1. 07-09-2010, 04:25 AM #1
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    Redneck Games 2010

    Looks to be a new park in Alto they are having it at this year. 2500 acres!

    http://www.redneckoffroadparty.com/2...neck_games.htm

    The park seems to be called TREE Offroad Park, as in Texas Redneck Events and Entertainment.
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    Ask your dad what it tastes like.
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    Tell Chris to get it up and I will do it.
    My bitch better have my money...
    Through rain, sleet, or snow...
    My whore better have my money...
    Not half, not some, but all my cash...
    'Cause if she don't,
    I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.
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  2. 07-09-2010, 04:29 AM #2
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    From their website.

    TREE Offroad Event Park
    TEXAS REDNECK EVENTS IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE OPENING OF THE ALL NEW " TREE OFFROAD EVENTS PARK " NEAR ALTO, TEXAS.

    THIS 2500 ACRE PARK WILL OPEN ITS GATES BEGINNING APRIL 9, 2010 AND WILL BE OPEN TO ALL ATV RIDERS EVERY FRIDAY THRU SUNDAY FOR CAMPING , MUDDING AND TRAIL RIDING FUN. NO TRUCKS/JEEPS WILL BE ALLOWED TO PLAY IN THE PARK EXCEPT ON SPECIAL EVENT WEEKENDS FOR TRUCKS/JEEPS. ATV RIDING WILL BE ALLOWED DURING THE WEEK WITH SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS BEING MADE FIRST. THE PARK DOES NOT HAVE RV HOOKUPS OR SHOWERS AT THIS TIME BUT WILL BE UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION OF THESE FACILITIES OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS. THERE IS ACCESS TO WATER AND AN ATV WASH AREA AT THIS TIME.


    Fees: ADMISSION WILL BE $15 PER PERSON AND $10 PER ATV WHETHER YOU RIDE ONE DAY OR ALL THREE EACH WEEKEND. YOU WILL RECEIVE AN ARM BAND WHICH WILL ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE AND COME BACK ON THAT SAME WEEKEND. YOU MUST HAVE YOUR ARMBAND TO GET BACK IN ,NO EXCEPTIONS.

    PRIMITIVE CAMPING IS FREE. CHILDREN UNDER 7 ARE FREE. YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO SIGN A WAIVER WHEN ENTERING THE PARK. COOLERS ARE WELCOME BUT NO BOTTLES PLEASE. A LIST OF RULES WILL BE POSTED ON THIS SITE AND AT THE PARK AND ARE TO BE STRICTLY OBSERVED. MORE INFO IS COMING SOON BUT

    Directions: (click here for map and directions)


    More Info: YOU CAN REACH US AT 936-858-3333 OR 903-983-9601.....THANKS , OSCAR STILL    .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredo View Post
    Ask your dad what it tastes like.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler View Post
    Tell Chris to get it up and I will do it.
    My bitch better have my money...
    Through rain, sleet, or snow...
    My whore better have my money...
    Not half, not some, but all my cash...
    'Cause if she don't,
    I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.
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  3. 07-09-2010, 04:34 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredo View Post
    Ask your dad what it tastes like.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler View Post
    Tell Chris to get it up and I will do it.
    My bitch better have my money...
    Through rain, sleet, or snow...
    My whore better have my money...
    Not half, not some, but all my cash...
    'Cause if she don't,
    I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.
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  4. 07-09-2010, 05:49 AM #4
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    Anybody got a mullet wig? I still got 33s on my f150. That sucks for everybody who has a dedicated rig, all you fawkers got tires taller than 35"
    Last edited by Sparling; 07-09-2010 at 05:51 AM.
    '91 Bronco 351w, ZF5, D44 TTB, 9" rear swap with disk brakes, 37" toyos, method wheels, mastercraft seats, A/C and heat
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  5. 07-09-2010, 06:24 AM #5
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    anyone got some 35's on 8 lug wheels i can borrow?
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  6. 07-09-2010, 08:22 AM #6
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    Where does it say no bigger than 35s?
    On the 8th day god created the Super Swamper TSL and said "go forth and kick ass"
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  7. 07-09-2010, 08:31 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpe View Post
    Where does it say no bigger than 35s?
    it's in the link in ED's post.
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  8. 07-09-2010, 08:38 AM #8
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    Fags. How are you supposed to out-redneck the competition if you're limited in tire size?!?!?!?
    On the 8th day god created the Super Swamper TSL and said "go forth and kick ass"
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  9. 07-09-2010, 08:46 AM #9
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    no military style axles

    I guess that rules out the disco.
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    Fuick, I missed that myself sharpe. I feel bad for even posting it now, that is half the fun of this event. Guess they had to stipulate that to lease the land.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fredo View Post
    Ask your dad what it tastes like.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler View Post
    Tell Chris to get it up and I will do it.
    My bitch better have my money...
    Through rain, sleet, or snow...
    My whore better have my money...
    Not half, not some, but all my cash...
    'Cause if she don't,
    I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.
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  11. 07-09-2010, 08:58 AM #11
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    Meh, all that means is we get to pile into Tommy's, Sparling's, Sam's and all the other small-tire rigs and go tear some **** up!
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    You do realize though that with the combined panty-pullin power that pigpen and the beast would have riding around, every Katie in the place would be at our mercy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fredo View Post
    Ask your dad what it tastes like.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler View Post
    Tell Chris to get it up and I will do it.
    My bitch better have my money...
    Through rain, sleet, or snow...
    My whore better have my money...
    Not half, not some, but all my cash...
    'Cause if she don't,
    I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.
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  13. 07-09-2010, 09:12 AM #13
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    check out the photo albums. They are even better than the redneck legalese on the home page.
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  14. 07-09-2010, 09:16 AM #14
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    I just threw up in my mouth.
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  15. 07-09-2010, 09:18 AM #15
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    I think the one on the right used to be/still partially is a man.
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