Hi, My name is Karl, I have a problem, I am the East Texas Redneck whisperer, if a redneck in East Texas list something on craigslist, I can get in his mind and talk him down. The real problem is then I can not buy the item, like this:

1980 Toyota "hilux", I will call it the ***ux, because well it is a pile of crap. Redneck in Dayton was asking $1800, I paid $500... He actually said, don't let me wife see the money, she would be pissed if she knew I was selling this for $500! Here are the good things about it.

- Good 22R engine (these came with 20r's)
- New Alternator
- New KC lights
- Brand new and I mean like the guy bought it a week ago Optima battery
- New Clutch
- Marlin 4.7 t-case (supposedly, I have not verified)
- Chromo Axle shafts (supposedly)
- 5. something gears in the axle
- $500 and I drove it on the trailer

The Bad
- Shatty body, seriously shatty, I mean I walked away from the thing at a G and the guy texted me on my way home bad. No windshield, crappy seat, etc...
- "New Fuel Cell" as reported by owner. In Dayton, Tx a new fuel cell is a boat gas tank...
- 35" tires, granted they hold air, the 2 front are Truxus, the rears are Mickey Thompson's, pretty old, pretty shatty
- Mini Truck axles, guy says he has never broke anything, but they look like toothpicks.
- Feeling that you know what c0ck tastes like because you own a toyota...