I believe my problem here was not strap quality, but operator error.
Agree. The only issues I've ever had were from me being lazy/sloppy. Seth saved us from some of that this trip. I almost did a single in the rear. He mentioned two and that was a much better idea. Especially since I had 7 straps laying around anyway. Risk.
The disco ball in my mouth, insinuates I'm ballin'