I would:
1. Remove the steering
2. pull the trans and tcase - sell them to someone else
3. dissassemble the rear axle while pretending the axle is saying "No! No dissassmeble Johnny Number 5"
4. Remove all the wiring
5. Shoot fireballs at it
6. Park in someone else's garage for 1.63 years
Yes, that's definitely what you should do