Anyone have a welder?

[Gearhead61]

Is there anyone here who has a welder and is good enough with it that they could help me put together a small roll-cage for my rig? I'll buy beer and pizza for your troubles, but I don't have money to pay a shop to do it. I'd like to do it as soon as possible after Spring Break, but it'll depend on when I can get the stuff for the roll cage bought, cut, and bent.

[Gearhead61]

Bump?

[DRAGOONRANCH]

I am sure I could help you some when I get home, but that wont be till mid-april though.

[JeepPhisherman]

I've got a mig, but I won't weld up a roll cage for you, don't trust my **** that much yet.

[Gearhead61]

Ed, mid-April would likely be alright. I know the parents want it to get put in quickly, but they also want it to be done well. If no one else can help, I'll get with you when you're back and we'll work something out. Thanks man.

[DRAGOONRANCH]

No problem, I am sure we can get some others involved if there are some libations invovled

[Gearhead61]

Haha that's fine by me. Beats the $600 some shop would want for me to install it. I'm sure you guys could drink that much beer, but I don't know if you could do it before we finished the cage!

[BIGJIMMY]

if you got a mig, I got the skills you could trust

[DRAGOONRANCH]

...but I don't know if you could do it before we finished the cage!

Never doubt the liquid consumption skills of this bunch.

[Gearhead61]

Yeah I realized that mentioning that might be construed as a challenge... which I'm completely psyched for.

[BMFScout]

Haha that's fine by me. Beats the $600 some shop would want for me to install it. I'm sure you guys could drink that much beer, but I don't know if you could do it before we finished the cage!

If Shorty's Tater Hill Tavern in Clayton would have been charging Dallas prices we could have easily surpassed that!

[DRAGOONRANCH]

I am pretty sure that we surpassed that the first night at the A to tha muthafawkin A in liquor alone

[jerryg79]

I am pretty sure that we surpassed that the first night at the A to tha muthafawkin A in liquor alone

My head still hurts from that ****, I think I tore my liver.

[DRAGOONRANCH]

I am sure it will be fine, atleast you pickled it well before the tear happened.

[jerryg79]

I am sure it will be fine, atleast you pickled it well before the tear happened.

This reminds me of an old army story:

My 2nd time at Mardi Gras, me, karl, and Zenner were the only ones out of 15-20 people who were 21. Zenner (being a doosh) was too afraid to buy booze for everyone, I think Karl was sick with mono, so I was buying half if not all the drinks for 15+ people.

I would go into the bar by 5 hand grenades, hand them out to my underage associates, and get back in line. After the 5th-6th time through the line, these old drunk people started looking at me wierd. the questioned why I was buying so much booze. I proceeded to convince them, that I was in fact born without a liver, and that because of this it was very hard for me to get drunk. They took the story hook, line, and sinker.

Everytime after that, they'd tell everyone within shouting distance that I was born without a liver and that they should let me cut. I think they even bought me a round once, and I know I was in a picture with of their flabby boobed wives.

Later that evening, Karl choked me in a fit of rage.