EL BORRACHO - 71 Jimmy

[sasquatch]

sweet, per your prediction the HOA has sent a first letter regarding el borracho's presence, but karl's trailer also was part of the letter. El borracho was noted as "immobile vehicle" so if i have to make it mobile with the carb i will.

Thanks mike!

your in good company, i finally got a notice from the city about the axle sitting in my yard

[Sharpe]

I think I've gotten 6 or 7 notices from the city during my tenure at the Dexter House. They're all bark and no bite

[BMFScout]

I predict you will have to hide it in the garage or remove it from the property. HOA's bring the

[mudtoy67]

I don't think CDR would be much in favor of having it at our house, but you could put it out at my ranch...

and then we could shoot fireballs at it

[jerryg79]

I'm not that worried about it, if it have to i'll store it at the storage lot across the main drag from the house, then I could park in the driveway again.

[uglyota]

I'll send them back a letter asking how one can have an "immobile vehicle" if a vehicle by definition takes you from one place to another, how can it be immobile. Immobile POS, maybe.

I bet "The Landlord" would be psyched if you started a war with her HOA. My prediction is that El Borracho's name gets changed to Se Vende pretty soon

[jerryg79]

Oh she was more pissed about then I was. The guy next door runs a hotel/brothel for continental airlines out of his house and there are always at least 2 cars parked in the street at his house everynight at least one of which is parked the wrong way. Around the corner the guy is a towtruck driver/hotshotter and constantly has a 4-car trailer parked in the street, other people dont mow their lawns, etc. Not really equal protection under the law.

Free legal service is nice. Last time she got pissed at something in her neighborhood, Darling Homes sent her a check for $500 for "trespass to property"

[uglyota]

Free legal service is nice. Last time she got pissed at something in her neighborhood, Darling Homes sent her a check for $500 for "trespass to property"

That is awesome!

[bcolman]

i think my brother and i are at 4 notices or so, i hate old people that live down the street and only want to make other peoples lives miserable

[Seth]

someday you might be that old people. heather cruz and our house at montclair were familiar to say the least.

[Reckless]

Hey jerry, i have an old dog house and some spare artillery shells for "El Borracho". Got to break it in scoutfork style.

[Doug Krebs]

I'll send them back a letter asking how one can have an "immobile vehicle" if a vehicle by definition takes you from one place to another, how can it be immobile. Immobile POS, maybe.

Around here they classify them immobile as not having the car registered or inspected.

[jerryg79]

i remember that from CS, i read through the deed restrictions the other day and didnt see anything about that.

[jerryg79]

here is what the deed restrictions say. Nowhere does it say immobile vehicles. only that driveways are for "temp" storage. Temp to be determined by the hoa. I'm sure they have some loop hole, but i'm going to **** with them as much as possible. I'll make it run over a weekend and move it every week

[uglyota]

Every thread I've ever read on HOAs says you're fawked unless you get on the board, even better if you get a friendly neighbor or two to get on the board as well (ie mr "when'd you get The Beast?")