Page 5 of 5 FirstFirst 1 2 3 4 5
Results 61 to 72 of 72

Thread: Mechanical Aptitude Test

  1. #61
    D-FENS agjohn02's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Cowtown
    Posts
    11,900
    Quote Originally Posted by fbronco86

    You have to omit the cougar thing is funny.


    i had to quote that one

  2. #62
    fbronco86
    Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by agjohn02
    i had to quote that one

    I had fjaggie help me out with that one.

  3. #63
    Once was lost... BMFScout's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Wylie, Tejas
    Posts
    12,075
    I'll "omit" it's funny, you got me good fawker.

    The song is funny, and it pisses you off unlike what you're busting my balls for so it's double funny for me because I'm a *********in *********.

    http://tamor.org/forums/showpost.php...4&postcount=23

    I would also say you can't bust people's balls about something you weren't there for and evidently hear secondhand from your friends.
    Boats and hoes

    Stumble in to the liquor store
    With a dollar-fifty for a bottle of wine,
    I know just what I'm lookin for
    Thunderbird will do just fine.

  4. #64
    D-FENS agjohn02's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Cowtown
    Posts
    11,900
    jimmy, did you hook up with, and i quote:

    "An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her **** together."

  5. #65
    Once was lost... BMFScout's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Wylie, Tejas
    Posts
    12,075
    Mike's gay
    Boats and hoes

    Stumble in to the liquor store
    With a dollar-fifty for a bottle of wine,
    I know just what I'm lookin for
    Thunderbird will do just fine.

  6. #66
    D-FENS agjohn02's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Cowtown
    Posts
    11,900
    or was it one of these:

    "(see also hunt, prowl, corner, pounce). Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey""

  7. #67
    Registered User
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Htown
    Posts
    15,828
    Quote Originally Posted by BMFScout
    I would also say you can't bust people's balls about something you weren't there for and evidently hear secondhand from your friends.
    i was going to go with that one too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Graystroke View Post
    So you loose, I win!

  8. #68
    Tommy sucks Sharpe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Corpus Christi
    Posts
    8,826
    Quote Originally Posted by BMFScout
    I'll "omit" it's funny, you got me good fawker.

    The song is funny, and it pisses you off unlike what you're busting my balls for so it's double funny for me because I'm a *********in *********.

    http://tamor.org/forums/showpost.php...4&postcount=23

    I would also say you can't bust people's balls about something you weren't there for and evidently hear secondhand from your friends.
    I've never heard the whole song before! Every time Jimmy tries to sing it Mike gets pissed and starts chasing people
    On the 8th day god created the Super Swamper TSL and said "go forth and kick ass"

  9. #69
    D-FENS agjohn02's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Cowtown
    Posts
    11,900
    nevermind jimmy, either it didnt happen, or she wasnt a "cougar" by definition

    "A woman in her sexual prime who prefers to hunt rather than be hunted. A cougar's victims are usually under 25, as cougars prefer to mate with men who still have hair. Cougars generally feed and then continue hunting, as they enjoy role reversal."

  10. #70
    web wheeler FJAggie07's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    DFW
    Posts
    4,141
    Quote Originally Posted by fbronco86
    I had fjaggie help me out with that one.

  11. #71
    fbronco86
    Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by BMFScout
    I'll "omit" it's funny, you got me good fawker.

    The song is funny, and it pisses you off unlike what you're busting my balls for so it's double funny for me because I'm a *********in *********.

    http://tamor.org/forums/showpost.php...4&postcount=23

    I would also say you can't bust people's balls about something you weren't there for and evidently hear secondhand from your friends.
    I think this is going to affect our friendship.

  12. #72
    Dead or alive... mudtoy67's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Tx
    Posts
    4,545
    Mike, there are still donuts by my office. Have a sprinkled one and a smile.
    BDR

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •