my uncle has a pocket knife
... played out?
it was actually only $14, so that is what $2.33 a beer.
... how much is an appletini at the Ghost Bar
my friends wife goes to town on all that filler crap to make her house look like a model home. Candles they never light, old books they've never read, crosses, generic paitings, etc. I told the old lady we can decorate the house, but its going to be with souvenirs from trips, things that were my grandparents, pics of cool ****, signed concert posters, paintings from someone I actually know, etc. I hate it when you walk into someones house and it looks like they could move out and someone else could move in and it could be decorated just as well for them.
Boats and hoes
Stumble in to the liquor store
With a dollar-fifty for a bottle of wine,
I know just what I'm lookin for
Thunderbird will do just fine.
Steven W
02 Dodge 2500
82 CJ-7 - sitting in a field...
"....Your theory is f*cked up like a football bat...."
None of the decorations in the Dexter hizzy were paid for by anyone and the walls are full enough there is no space for me to hang my updated Battle of Gonzales flag
On the 8th day god created the Super Swamper TSL and said "go forth and kick ass"
Yes, but not everyone can pull off the stapled beer boxes and stolen signs look like you guys can.
The disco ball in my mouth, insinuates I'm ballin'