forkin sweet:
IH diesels, allison autos, "ran when parked" and will probably go for under $100 apiece
I figure those things have about 20 rows of seats. With six rugrats per row at about 100 pounds apiece, that sucker should comfortably carry 12,000 pounds. Cut off and seal the cab behind the first row of seats, put in conversion van benches and a bumpin system, platform everything behind it to carry 2 rigs, add hubcap spinners and neon and she's ready to go!