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    Flyin' the Hindenburg 2.0 DRAGOONRANCH's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JeepPhisherman
    How does his g-ma bend the stinger? on his Chebby, then fall over and damage some axles?

    She has a very hard head, and can be destructive at times.

    that is just grandad's humor, like when you bust your finger w/ a hammer, he will ask if you hurt the hammer. :blackwink:
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    Ask your dad what it tastes like.
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    Tell Chris to get it up and I will do it.
    My bitch better have my money...
    Through rain, sleet, or snow...
    My whore better have my money...
    Not half, not some, but all my cash...
    'Cause if she don't,
    I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRAGOONRANCH
    She has a very hard head, and can be destructive at times.

    that is just grandad's humor, like when you bust your finger w/ a hammer, he will ask if you hurt the hammer. :blackwink:

    my dad will do the same thing. you could be spurting blood from your dangling digit and he will pick up the hammer, look it over closely, then look at you and say, "its ok, you didnt hurt it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by agjohn02 View Post
    my dad will do the same thing. you could be spurting blood from your dangling digit and he will pick up the hammer, look it over closely, then look at you and say, "its ok, you didnt hurt it"
    I know when he pulls that stuff, I don't know wether to laugh or keep cryin/cussin. It is even funnier to see him do that stuff and watch the changing expressions on his face as he gets pissed, starts to laugh, then gets pissed again.
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    Ask your dad what it tastes like.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyler View Post
    Tell Chris to get it up and I will do it.
    My bitch better have my money...
    Through rain, sleet, or snow...
    My whore better have my money...
    Not half, not some, but all my cash...
    'Cause if she don't,
    I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

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