I'm not looking to be entertained. I'm in for an excuse to come back to College Station, some light wheeling, some heavy drinking, and the chance to catch up with people I don't see and/or haven't seen very often.

I'm in for wheeling, food, drinking, and socializing...though not necessarily in that order.

If you think a highway cleanup is going to be part of my 400+ mile round trip, you can kiss my 'Ol Army ass. I've done my share.