Originally Posted by Snatch Adams
John you've been friends with Jimmy long enough, that I thought this would go without saying. Multiply everything Jimmy spanks it to's awemsomeness by .25, to get its real world awesomeness. Except 1.1k Springs you can multiply them by .6(so really like 660 springs.)
In my defense, whatever I get jacked up about 80% of the time is awesomeness. For example, Redneckfest 4th of July, 1100 Springs Concerts, White Trash White Elephant, Cheap ****ty cars we can do e-brake slides/dukes of hazzard hood slides/RTI Ramp with 20 people in the bed/bump to Cypress Hill in, Missouri road trips/Hartsburg Hitchin' Post, Junior Brown, the nickname BDR, etc. Even the things that miss the mark, which I can't think of off hand (unless you count Stag Beer) you chodes still buy into it most of the time. I say take the awesomeness of whatever I'm promoting and multiply it by 1, everything is as awesome as I say! *
* The word "AHMO" and Wylie Athletics excluded, I will admit that is lame. Regardless of it's lameness, I must remain true to my school.
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