I see your quotes, but no references.

"In 1981, Seth Stewart was born and assumed the position of world's biggest bad-ass. This was previously held by Lee Majors, aka The Fall Guy, but he was truly out-classed with an oppenent such as Mr. Stewart. The Duke boys did come along in the early years, but due to their bad-assness being spread between the two of them, they could only play in the bad-ass busch league. In the 90's Seth won consecutive Industrial Technology student of the year awards from one Mr. Dinkelkamp, furthering his alredy impressive resume. Admission to Texas A&M University, sans essay, truly cemented his stutus for what will likely be his entire lifetime. Experts agree that the only possibility of Seth being surpassed would be if he procreated, but it is likely that any offspring would be illegitimate, and therefore likely overlooked by the masses."