Who had March 14th?

[uglyota]

Those bumpers remind me of those kids in middle school that had to walk around with the orthodontic headgear all day long.

Brian's back! Where you been?

Jump start the dam thing. Your battery is not dead beyond the point of recharging, you just bought it. And check your fawkin grounds like Creighton keeps saying. Put a jumper cable from the starter body directly to the negative post on your battery to make absolutely sure that it's not a circuit issue. Starter usually clicks when it's not getting enough amps. This can be caused by a weak battery, a bad circuit on the positive side, or a bad circuit on the negative side, aka THE GROUND. Find a set of burly jumper cables, run them from a running vehicle to your battery, then run jumpers from there DIRECTLY to your starter.

And stop being a douche. You asked a question, people gave you advice, you blatantly ignored all of it and now you're trying to speculate on what is wrong on your own again as if you know anything. Try what people are suggesting, tell us that it didn't work, then we'll go from there but so far you are not doing that.