Who had March 14th?

[uglyota]

...and she wouldn't start.

I swear to God I'm gonna learn you if it kills me.

Wouldn't start=what?

Turn key to Acc or Run and all electrical circuits dead?
Radio/lights/signals/wipers turn on when you put the key to acc but you turn key to "start" and nothing happens?
Turn key to "start" and starter clicks but won't turn over?
Turn key to "start" and starter tries to turn over but doesn't have enough power?
Turns over but won't start?
Turns over and tries to start?

throw us a freakin bone here